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    8/26/2008

    输球真是是有原因地

     zz一篇,很好很强大
     
    不要再骂中国男足了,他们输球真的是有原因的:
        
        一、草皮不适应
          1、草皮太硬了
          2、草皮太软了
          3、不适应阔叶草及其他草
          二、天气原因
          1、下雪
          2、下雨
          3、下冰雹
          4、阳光太好了
          5、冷
          6、热
          7、不冷不热(不能给对手造成麻烦)
          三、赛场因素
          1、场内因素:A、裁判帮他们B、裁判不帮我们
          C、对手身体太强壮D、对手技术太细腻
          E、门柱帮了他们F、对方守门员发挥BT+超常
          G、补时太短H、补时太长
          2、场外因素:A、客场作战,气氛影响B、主场作战,干扰太大
          C、观众不为我们喝彩D、有人往场内扔手雷
          四、抽签抽得不好
          1、同组都是强队踢输了,我拷死亡之组,按惯例当然应该中国队输。
          2、同组都是中等水平队踢输了,主要是想赢怕输的思想包袱太重了,队员们没能放
          得开手脚。
          3、同组都是弱队踢输了,对对手不够重视,麻痹大意,一时疏忽。
          五、其他原因(外在)
          1、对亚洲强队踢输了,恐X心理在作怪,走不出阴影。
          2、对亚洲弱队踢输了,对手进步太大了,太大了,我们对他们没有秘密可言了
          都。
          3、对欧洲弱队踢输了,中国队输给了欧洲队。
          4、对欧洲强队(比如意大利队)0:1踢输了,告诉大家一个好消息:中国队仅
          以0:1输给了强大的意大利队!!
          5、对欧洲强队(比如意大利队)0:10踢输了,中国队踢出了自已的一惯水平,
          队员们也努力了,结果也不出全国人民所料。
          6、对欧洲强队(比如意大利队)0:100踢输了,精彩的比赛!意大利某球星进
          了20个,某球星进了25个!看来中国队跟意大利队的水平差距确实是有一点的。
          六、其他原因(内在球员)
          1、“海龟派”没回来踢输了,我们雪藏主力。
          2、“海龟派”回来踢输了,时差没倒过来。
          七、其他原因(内在综合)
          1、主教练技术差!
          新无敌,万能因素----运气太差

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